Substitle By: REMY, FITS THE MOVIES AS CLOSE AS I CAN IMAGINE IT WOULD BE.
Film Title: TWO GUYS
What bred's this?
This's a purebred dog, it can sell 1 million Han coin
What, that shiet's value at 1 million?
This's an alley dog, guaranteed I'll go bankrupt!
This is one of a kind bitch, able to sell 1,500,000
IT SMELL...!
You punks are something!
Beating up peoples isn't satisfying?
Now with animals? poor puppy
What is this?
Before I buy it, sell it to SAVON
Are you on crack motherfucker?
huh?
Each time I call you to collect debt, you come back empty handed
Each time you beat them up, they're half dead in the hospital
Punks like you never change
That's money from the injured party, agreement from the police that you peacefully accept
You ASS!
Bastard! I can never have peace for just one day
How can this world be peaceful with asshole like you...
Stop your whineing little biaaaatch!
Help me catch this crack-head
Then I'll give you the money immediately
This crack-head borrow my money and never pay
Catch him, you get 35% immediately
35%?
Oh, damb! can I have your baby?
YES!
Mr. REMY?
Mr. REMY are you there?
I am from Devry Collection Agency
I know you're inside, Please come out open the door
time to pay up sucker, you got nowhere to go, we'll get you
Come out, time to make payement
Open up sucker
Let avoid this problem, stop the continuously cycle of debt
Don't use the credit card it you can't afford to pay
Get a JOBB, you broke ass
Society is ruin because of sucker like you
I'll hunt you down sucker
Remy open the door
Remy?
Oh shiet, oh shiet, god damb, so sorry
I forgot to turn it off
I install this to guard against Bill Collector
I guess it turn it self on
Sorry I gotta run, can't help you
Isn't your method to aggressive?
Every day and every night, I can't used the house phone because of you
And now in front of my house, knocking on my door
I'll pay you when I'm ready, ok?
Debt, debt, that's all I hear
What about me, am I not human?
I can't get any sleep because of your constant phone call at night
I am just a poor broke down pimp, I don't have money
Do you understand? go find a girl
Go the a hospital, get some surgery
Oh, take care come again
Hey, REMY
That white Fake-CERDES, park it in the underground garage
Don't fuck it up!
Hey ASSWHIPE?
Are you talking to me?
You must be talking to me, you wanna die sucker!
What? Do you know me?
Did you just get out the mental hospital or something?
Ahh sorry sir...
What?! Do I wanna die?
I was joking, I thought you were someone I know...
I gotta get back to work, my boss is waiting for me
Wait... wait... listen to me
Argghhhh
It was a mistake, I was wrong, I'm not right
It was a bad mistake...
But I gotta ask you, why are you hitting me like pigs getting slaughter?
Did you borrow money from Devry organization?
From Mr. Devry himself personally
I... I... I don't remember borrowing...
You sign the document and you never ever once paid a single dime
Honestly I don't remember
Do you plan living completely cheating the Devry system?
Who is this "Guy" you're talking about?
Do you feel good decieving people?
Say something...
Yeah?
You got the wrong guy...
I hate bastard who lies and cheat others
Hey Tony Bolony, close the shop, business hours is over
Where is this place?
Mr. Bolony, please save me, help me...
i'm going to teach you a lesson, pay attention
You borrow money, you gotta pay it back
Ahh, that's hot...
Crack-head like you make me sick, when are you gonna learn not to mess with peoples money
You wanna go to jail, get rape...
You feel lucky?
Suck it, suck it!
Open your mouth
What? I'm not hungry...
No, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry...
Hey run to that entrance
Are you deaf, I said go...
Hougll...
What did you give me? What was that thing?
Ahh, the line is very clear
You swallowed down a GPS tracking device
Detect every movement
What do you think? run I'll hunt you, smash your face in
Go, why don't you try me sucker!
I'll find you sucker
Do you think you can hide?
They called "ACE" at the D.P.G.
peoples know me as "FACE"
Just called the "SCARFACE"
I go insane if someone tick me off, I can chew through bones
Take a good look at my teeth
What do you think? Good?
Go drink, come on drink up
I said drink up
You can't have an empty stomach going into the surgery table
Surgery? What surgery?
Oh, I forgot to mention huh?
I've already prepare you for the hospital, The surgery appointment is set
Got some peoples that'll buy your kidney, They're gonna cut you open
What? What do you mean?
What do I mean? That'll take your kidney
What? Kidney?
What you didn't know
It was in the contract you sign
A kidney value at 3,000, high price
What! That contract was 300 pages!
And I borrow only 1,500, why 3,000?
Boy! you have no clue do you?
Let me tell you a thing about interest
Do you know interest multiply every month or so
I'm a little unclear but according to computation method
After a year, the interest would jump to about the same as the balance
Argh, this is rape, those bastard
I borrow 1,500 and now turn into 3,000?
Beaten up, completely half-dead
And now they want my kidney?
They're the one that's cheating me
Come on, let take a walk
Go to the hospital, let them take it
Please give me some more time
Why?
I'll pay them back
Listen, it's simple
We'll go, you'll lay down
You won't feel a thing
No, not that, I mean some other way then my kidney
This isn't a game kiddo
I wish I could help you but you keep lagging on the payment
And you have a record of escaping
It's almost time, go get ready...
wear some clean underwear...
How can you get 3,000 within 14 hours?
Just sell your kidney, and everything's settle
It's very simple
Come on let me walk you home
Oh sucker... do not test my patience
You think you can run away and hide?
have you forgotten what's in your stomach?
GPS
You know my temperament? Don't make me chase you
my... my boo calling
Hey Remy
Uhh
You where driving that white Fake-CERDES, where is the key?
Key? hold on...
Oh, shoot, I got it on me
Remy are you crazy? I told you to park the car, not to play with your self!
Alright, stop bitching
Great! I'll give you some time to pay it all
Hey, Tony Bolony open the door
Damb! this is a lovely car
animal interior huh?
What's that, Camel hair?
I don't understand you kids, and your new style
leave work, pick up the hezzy
Driving the customers car
Got all the girls going crazy
Everyone think you're pimping
even this luxurious car they think is yours
I just don't understand your hip-hop, and these kids
Why the hell would they rank up their credit card?
Don't they know they gotta pay it back
Do they think money come from tree...
You know?
You think I'm not going to repay my debt?
I'm trying to make money
Look like you spend it on clothes
Hey now, can I not live a good life?
I'm just treating myself good
What about peoples that can't borrow money?
Hey I don't know those peoples
I thought you're ok, I was wrong
I can't talk to a moron like you
This is some strong glue
My face's starting to burn
Ah... ah... Shiet
You are completely, 100% crazy
The interest computation must be wrong
Including the knife wound, all fake
But this knife isn't fake
You want me to prove it to you
What wrong guys?
Go Robing: "NO PROBLEM"
Don't worry, silly
Mr. White Man...
Thanks
What the hell?
Ah, is something wrong?
Ah, how this throw-up get here?
Oh my God
It's not my car... it's not my got... car
You frigin son of a duck
What? what's he shouting about?
Man I got the wrong car
This isn't the first time it happened
Guess he has the same exact car as this one
Just my luck, everything has to happened today
Why today?
This is all your fault, you're a curse
I don't believe this, shiet on my God damb car...
Just a car, go back and find it
What did you say?
You think I don't understand what you're saying?
There's a brieftcase in the car jackass
if you don't find it, both of you will die
The brietfcase contain classified document!
Okay
I'm sorry sir
The... the vehicle isn't there yet
It may not be in the lot
You better find it, or that ass is mine
Yeah
Wait a minute
How do I know for sure?
If both of you go, then how do I know you'll come back?
One of you gotta stay and one go
I don't trust you
It doesn't matter if you do or don't, but I can't leave this guy
I can't leave him alone...
No no... two person isn't possible
one of you has to stay, understand?
No don't understand
I have to stay with him till the deal's over
As of right now he's mine
After tommorow you can have him, do what you like to him
This sucker gotta pay the debt... debt... debt... debt
That's good, then will go
Both of you will stay
Tell them to call us and see if it's there
That is not possible
We don't have that type of management
And I gotta take this car back to the lot
That's not my business
If they find out about this, well
They could fire me
I'm begging you
Please, please
I don't give a rat ass
So do we understand each other?
Huh ASSWHIPE...
ASSWHIPE? where you learn your Korean?
That white boy got a foul mouth
Look SCARFACE, you can track me down with your GPS
I can't escape you, please please
I'll go the vehicle open it
Get the stuff, everything great
But this doesn't sound good?
You got my number right?
Call every 5 minutes, Otherwise I'll GPS you
You know GPS?
Alright dude
Don't worry, I'll come back immediately
Hey tough guy
you cold, let go inside, keep warm ok
Lets go
Who do you think you're talking to?
When have I ever let you down? When?
Look...
That's the past ok...
It could be bigger than your thigh
No I won't let this go, I promise
Yeah, of course, of course
I'm glad, yes Tuesday
Hey? Handsome want some banana?
My hand is dirty, I need to go and wash it
Oh keep them clean my... butt-puck
This is the bathroom?
Waaa, gay-rich bastard
Is this how the wealthy live
Who did he sleep with to get here?
Ouuuuuuu
Shiet!
Guess he used this often to clean his beat up bum-bum
Oh the temperature is just right
Ewww? Can't imagine me like that
Even the soap smell good
Oh, what happened to the light?
Where did the soap go?
Do-do, what the hell is this?
Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my house!
I don't know you
There's some mistake you got the wrong house
Where is the brieftcase?
Case?
That man's gay
Why don't you answer your phone?
Are you having fun up there
You should watch your back and don't drop the soap SCARFACE
I got the brieftcase and I'm placing it down here
Let your boyfriend know it's here alright
Guess my luck is turning
Anyway, I'm Audii sucker
Before I go, let me ask you something
Do you the world smelliest pile of dump is?
That's you, you bastard, you're such a bad luck
I haven't had a good meal
Because of you, persuing me and a measly debt i owe
I'll never pay, find a new career in your next life
Do you understand? Say goodbye you bastard
SCARFACE is getting it up the ass tonight
Where the hell is he?
Oh it's SCARFACE
Guess he got my message, are you mad?
I don't care, because I'm not paying a single dime, hang up
Hey SCARFACE listen
I'm Audii sucker
Do you the world smelliest pile of dump is?
You bastard, you're such a bad luck
I haven't had a good meal
I'll never pay, find a new career in your next life
Shiet-FACE... Shiet-FACE...
Haha hey there sexy guy
And you're intelligent to?
It must kill to be you, huh?
Are you talking to me sucker?
I'll cut you up boy!
You're not worth my time, all talk and no action
"What kind of action do you like white boy?"
"Doggy-style!"
Ah... GPS
My motorcycle?
Hey, bellboy...
Has REMY shown up to drop off the car?
He traded the vehicle a moment ago
Any he hasn't shown up yet?
What he's suppose to drop by again
What? Did he cause some trouble?
Ah damb why are there so many people looking for him today?
Just a minute ago someone came asking for him
What was...
Have you seen a silver motorcycle in the parking garage?
I saw it a moment ago
You did?Where is it?
I don't know was it yours...
REMY said it was his...
So, we clip the chain off
That's one bitch-magnet
Oh that dick-head!
Ahh it doesn't want to come out peacefully
Wait til I get my hand on you...
Ah shiet!
I'm getting really exausted
He's an animal, make me swollow it
That bastard
If I keep this up I'll bleed
Ouwwwwww
Why nothing come out but these deadly gases
Ohh that's it, oh
Oh time to take the car back to the lot
This isn't good
Hey who the hell? Do you know me?
Who are you?
Ahh no, I just shietit in here...
Hey where's the brieftcase?
Brie... Brie who?
The brieftcase in the car asshole
Oh that...
I placed it in front of the apartment
Aaaaauhh...
Actually I gave it back to him
To who?
Everyone around here called him SCARFACE
I was with him a moment ago, but I told him to go home
You were with the mad dog killer, SCARFACE?
Yes, I was with him a moment ago
At the time I traded the car
Me, him and the gay-rich white foriegn man
he talk like this, with his mouth open showing his dog teeth
Bragging how he goes crazy...
and attack peoples like he's an animal...
Where is mad dog killer now?
I don't really know
After I gave him the brieftcase he shook the spot
Idiot!
Ah! I really don't know where he is
I really don't know... don't know...
Oh wait a minute...
There a place he took me to...
Hey why don't you trace that sucker with your GPS system?
What?! You believe that shiet work? Your an idiot like him!
You gotta be kidding me!
Hello
Big brother...
Where are you?
Big brother...
What? Big brother?
When did I become your Big brother? You dick-head!
I would kill myself if I was your Big brother
Where are you right now?
Where is my motorcycle you little sperm!
Oh... that
That... I sold it to some high school kids for candy
Fuuuucccckkkkkk!
Oh sometime he get a little agitated...
That's him, that's his personality
I just have to talk to him, knock some sense into him
Don't worry kid
We'll take care of everything
Where are you at?
Big brother, the brieftcase...?
Where are you at?
The brieftcase...
Yeah I got the breiftcase
What do you want to do?
Tell me what street would you like to be kill at?
How about death in a nice hotel room with a romantic view
Do you want to die mother-fucker?
What? Hotel romance? Who die?
Yeah, two people are dead
I was almost kill because of that damb brieftcase
Someone is after something, whatever's inside there
Do you know who could of kill them?
What is so important
Where are you at?
What? Oh I'm at my crib on 21 and MLK
Big brother why don't you used your GPS
Can you trace my location?
Does it really work?
Of course it does
Didn't you see it with your own eyes, nevermind that
Dumb boy! where are you at?
GPS require time, it's much faster if you tell me
Ok take a taxi... tell the driver to keep driving
Once you hit the heart of the ghetto, then let him know
He can't turn back now...
You'll pass by a store called V.I.P. and a supermarket store called ING
You'll see it, the alley with stairs
Don't forget to buckle your seat while riding
You got GPS?
What?
I said do you have a satellite tracing device?
Oh that...
I really don't want to...
Where are you from kid?
What department do you work for?
What?
Are you from Japan? Speak...
I am from South Korean sir...
Let me have it
What? have what?
The GPS
Don't like me knocking at night?
You think I'm scared of you kid?
REMY see Devry Collection true color
I'm here?
Im here dick-head!
I'm in here, come in
decided where to die?
Why is it so dark in here? Turn on the light sucker
Ohh that's cold, cold ahh
What the fuck are you doing?
What?
Sold my bike to kids for candy?
Do those kid know how to ride a motorcycle?
Did you try it
You won't be needing this leg huh
Break... break it...
Who the...?
Scums like you are one ulgy rotten
Intimadating others with your face
What?
Is this some sort of joke?
Where is Kidney boy?
Big brother
You ASSWHIPE!
Oh you invited these wangsta for me?
Next time it's your head, got it?
Good that you brought me the brieftcase
Move it Aaa-hole!
Yes sir...
I'll place it here
I said bring it here
Like this? Here?
Why you dick-face!
Go easy on him, you can stop hitting him...
I said stop this hitting...
My porno DVD...
That was the whole collection
Break it... break it, all of it...
Hey Gorrilla ass-face!
Didn't I ask you to stop hitting him?
Just take the brieftcase
Lets go
Not this sucker again...
What's your business here?
Devry Collection Agency
What? What Agency?
Why's a Modeling Agency here?
Not Modeling Agency
Devry Collection Agency
I'm not interested in joining Why are you here at this time?
I'm Devry Collection Agency
This nerd
I hate pusher like you, if i see
at my house, you know what!
Understand? Agency
Why is this bastard here?
Is he here for your kidney?
Don't you see
He need to sell his kidney
He's here to collect money
Look at his face
He thinks money grows on tree
jezzzz...
This bastard has brought me nothing but bad luck
Hey bastard
So I max out the card, why should I sell my kidney?
Get real
I was going to pay it off
I'm tired of your old fashion bitching
You don't have to make me look like an ass
Ever since you show up, I'm curse! Piece of shiet, trash!
What was that? pieces of shiet? trash?
You dumb prick!
Euurrrr...
Have you gone mad?
I'll buried you alive
I'll buried you alive, let me go, let me go
I'm going to kill him
Come on then old man
I'll buried you alive with your eye open, let me go, let me go
Old man? You think I can't kill you?
You bastard
Damb this boy wild
Hey hey, stop moving
Hey, stops...
What the...?
Not Modeling, Collection!
Learn to listen!
Get up nerd, I'm gonna punch your face in
Owwww
He wanna die huh?
Oahhh...
Die, today is your birthday
Ah shiet! you're heavy!
Get off me, let me go
What did you say little bitch?
You're gonna get it, up your ass...
You ulgy scumbag
Have some respect for the common man
Take this... You bastard.. take it!
Ha... my ear, my ear
You like to suck?
Come one, try me?!
Kill them all, I'm not paying a single dime
Mr... Mr. Bastard!
Big brother
Oh, Big brother, are you ok? Big brother
Kidney Boy... You gonna die
Big brother wake up, this faggot gonna rape me
Rape!
Shut-up!
Take care of me
Oh Big brother, thank you so much
Oh Big brother I thought i was gone
Yeah Big brother you're ok
Big brother, what are...?
Big brother
Big brother can you untie me first?
Big brother
Shiet, Big brother... it's ok, I'll untie it myself
Big brother, you don't have to... I can do it myself
Big brother, who? Why am I your Big Brother?
No I don't want to, I don't want to...
Oh it's ok... Big brother no...
I don't... Big brother... Ahhhhh...
I never agree that I was your Big brother
Big brother, listen to what I'm saying
You wanna die? No Big brother, this is not good, Big brother... I don't want to
I don't wan't to, I can't die, this isn't good, help me
How dare you sell my motorcycle
You set me up, you want me dead?
They force me to do it
They force you to say I'm your brother?
You made all of this up and hope that I would let you go?
Didn't we help each other out?
I felt a deep bond with you
Are you seriously daydreaming?
You think I would help you?
You freaking slumbag
I just want this day to be over
Good
Why don't you just kill me, and your job is done
Why not my hand are tied up...
Take your chance and do what you like to me
You think I'm some idiot, talking shiet about me...
Once I'm dead, my stomach will be open and it'll be easy for you to take my kidney
I don't need you pity to help me in this mess...
If I know you were like this, I would ask them to kill me already
Tell him to cut me open with his big bladed knife...
Are you done whiening?
Lets Audii
What? get me Audii out of this
Big brother, don't walk away like that, How am I gonna move?
Get me Audii out of this, Big brother
Every one is after that brieftcase
Big brother, aren't you curious?
Probably the anesthetic
Or it could be De Beer diamond
Raindeer...? Diamond?
They all had gun, one of them sound very organized and discipline
Maybe the anesthetic organization Or the diamond smugler
Ahh is that why one of them...?
One of the bonehead ask me where did I come from?
Also asked which department do I belong to
Did he ask you which Japenese organization you belong to?
Ah he did ask me that
And that bonehead, I didn't understand a single word
But it doesn't sound like Japanese
Probably is Chinese
At the white boy pad, I head the same language similar to that
It wasn't Japanese
It's clearly Chinese
They're clearly China's Triad Group
The Japanese can't fight
So it must be the China's Triad Group
Oh shiet...
Then all of this...
Involved with the international anesthetic organization's?
Oh shiet, my credit is dead...
That's right mother-fucker, you are dead
They know your work place, and your family
You are completely exposed
They are the worse kind of animal
Those organization are the cruelest mother-fucker
They generally are the quietest
But when they're fed up, they are worst than I could imagine
They are gonna burie you alive
Kind Sir no... Sir...
I also heard story about someone chop up with a saw
Then...
They lock you up in a cage like an animal at the zoo
After that they let a group of Pitbull out
Those Pitbull even have rabbies
Just thinking about it absolutely terrified me
These Pitbull, they are just so sad
Big brother
What?
I also let them know your name
Ahh... Big brother, at ease
I only said it was SCARFACE
Boss, this isn't right, don't do this to me
He keep asking me, so I told him
I did
The whole name
I did
Stop you sheit... stop!
Big brother, There wasn't any other alternative, I didn't mean to
Damb gay bastard, but rich
Oh!
Oh what the hell is inside it?
How're we gonna open it?
Is it anesthetic?
Looks like a new type of anesthetic
A recent product of anesthetic was loaded into a capsule for transport
In order to transport safely, it needed to used a special brieftcase
This is a highly specialize method
How are we gonna open this?
Not "how"?
There's one person who can open it
Hey baby? haven't seen you in a long time
This brieftcase used some new type of alloy metal
Ah dur, we know
That's why we call you
Just tell me, can you open it?
Damb mami you're hot...
I would love to be your friend
oh this dog is in heat
I heard you can open anything
Can you open my combination lock heart?
Hey Big brother, get this hot-dog out of my face
Hey get out of my face, go take a cold shower cold-dog
I should'da known! Can I prepare you some coffee honey?
Coffee will make you see...
Sexy-coffee
Tell me can you open it?
That's not a problem, there's a different type of problem
What problem?
Oh my bodie's in pain
I need some deep southing massage to get my energy
Also I just paid the house rent with the credit card
Now they're asking for the money...
I'm trying to make money
if only MAD DOG KILLER can help...
What? are you on crack?
You dare talk like that in front of me?
You're on my list of next week schedule
I was coming for you
And if you got no money, just like that sperm-head off goes your kidney
I didn't want to say it
But if you can get this brieftcase open
my eyes didn't see a thing, I didn't see you
Hey shiet-face did we see her?
What the hell are you talking about?
Today, it was destiny that arrange me to met her
I'm gonna ask her to be my lady
Honey do you like American Cafe?
We can breath better over some coffee
Oh welcome sir...
Now that I'm here, I can serve at your leisure
Loyalty
I need you to help me find REMY
Does everything rest upon my shoulder
I gotta find them
We gotta find the whereabout of the brieftcase
Otherwise, our country
Is finish
What is that?
This is not anesthetic
Anesthetic?
What idiot told you it was anesthetic?
Do you know anyone these day transporting anesthetic?
are you stone?
Well someone clever said it was...
Well how does this work?
I don't understand or try pretending...
Look most importantly
This is a complete trash and can't trade it with money
I thought my life was gonna change but this turn out to be do-do
Bullshiet, what the hell is this?
What on earth...?
Piece of shiet
Big brother, this shie's all yours
You're the one who cause this, take it
Big brother you take it
You better take it
Oh good, let go the the hospital and get that kidney
Ah, come on now
I'm tired about me getting my stomach cut
Good, let go
You want me to call and set an appointment?
Want me to tell them to get everything prepare
Phone...?
Hey Danny, I'm off work today
What's the deal with you calling me at this time?
Are you the one who took the brieftcase?
Who are you?
What... who? I'm the owner of the brieftcase
I thought some thief stole it
Are you the one who stole it?
NO, not me
There's a little misunderstanding
How many do you want?
That... little brieftcase
He asked how much we want?
You why?
You talk to long on it, don't you know he can trace us?
Don't you watch those movies?
We got only a few second to instantaneously hang up
If they want it, they will call again
Let used a payphone, find a payphone
You said you didn't need it?
Big brother, didn't you said that?
Give me
Give me!
Very good, did you decided?
First of all, gotta know
How did you call me from DANNY cellphone?
I gave him some money, and he gave me his cellphone
He's gonna die, DANNY you bastard!
Lets get to the point
How many do you want?
One big finger
One Big Finger
Big Finger?
How many is that?
You should know what I mean
This is a mess
How can I take a small finger? Bitch!
Big Finger equal 1,000,000,000?
Alright, it's certian...
1,000,000,000 Big Finger it is
I thought you were going to shout 1,000,000,000
But...
By no means you are a true business man
You sure drive a hard bargain
Great doing business with you
Hello... Hello...
GOOD
Very good, that's 1 billion
Good?
Then where are we going to do the transaction?
Are you there?
Come on now, time is money!
Tomorrow daytime 12 o'clock
Qian Daidao world ancestor culture clubhouse In front of fountain
Hey, 12 o'clock is to compact?
We also need time to prepare
Hello... hello...
10?10?
1 billion
1 billion walk with me
They used a payphone, Therefore we cannot trace the position
Since three years of painstaking care
Now everything is ruined
How are we gonna report this?
A report that you...
what do we report?
That this minor matter, you can't complete?
Everything is ok if the machine isn't open
They don't know how
But it's a little difficult to see
Hey are you the eldest brother in your family?
That's not important...
This place is very southing, remind me of the four seasons
Also the bathroom, you can even take a bath there as well
I didn't know South Korea have places like this
Ah man I'm getting bored
If it's my way, I wouldn't spend money in here
With the money it's better to get a house
Boy, in here is better than anything
We can have invite peoples over and have a ball
In a house, where the guest gonna stay?
Here you ain't gotta worry about taxation
And also about water, electricity charges and wonder if your pipe broke
No worries about peoples trying to collect bills
You got instant coffee, fresh newspaper and scented soap, I love those fragrance soap
Oh ahh you haven't even recieve the money and already...
let me ask you, did you add up all the money?
What's there to add up but alot of money
You capture me
Try to sell my kidney, how much money are you taking?
I haven't decided but according to the situation...
You'll get 10% of the whole Kim-Chi
That's not 10 million?
Removes outside expense
Ah you bastard!
You're trying to rape me in the ass!
Big brother, don't you consider the things I've help you with?
What did you do?
Almost got me kill, Shouldn't you pay me for that?
Can't believe I'm talking to you
Oahhh!
Hello
Hi, how it's going down sexy mami?
I am REMY
How did you get my cellphone number?
One of my relative know you and he gave it to me
Anyway I wanna call and hear your voice...
Oh you know that brieftcase?
It wasn't a waste
The value is 1 billion, 1 billion
Big brother, we should wash up
Don't you want to eat?
There's some green tea ice cream
And some boil eggs as well...
Look, everyone is eating it
That dumb bitch should die!
Try some green tea ice cream
Do you want just boil eggs?
1,000 Han coin 3 please
Big brother you eat two of it I'll eat the crums
Do you think that I'll forget your debt
You can't con me
I'm the true con artist
Aiy jurkoff...
Jurk-whoo?
Why are you always like this
Look at where we're at, and all you think is that debt?
Do you want some boil eggs?
It's over once we collect the money, aight
Who's a dumb bitch?
Ah I haven't had any of those in years
I remember the first time I ate it
This is a good chance
Anything else beside boil eggs? I'll pay for it
Let me know, I'll get it
Hot-dog, tea with milk, green tea ice cream...
Ahh just thinking make my mouth droul
Just eat boil eggs boy
Why do you bother asking what I wanna eat then?
Ah the kid's a pain in the...
Hot-dog, tea with milk, green tea ice cream... and Water
What's wrong with him
No one in the building resemble him
Ah jezz I'm starving
Why's he taking so long?
Hey, is that your?
Hey, is it your?
What is that?
aiy you moron!
I paid 1,000 Han coin
Why you sleeping so close to me, moron
I'll get another one
Fine sleep next to me, try it again
See what happened
Your face is disguisting moron
What did I tell you? Aiy err...
You mother-fucker think you can steal it?
You know who you're dealing with?
I just wanted to rest and get some peace
Why tick me off? Why do it?
I'm gonna mash you like potatoes...
Mr. KILLER, your party is waiting for you in the main lobby
I'll repeat
This is an urgent message
Your party is waiting for you in the main lobby
Please meet your party
How did they know where here?
GPS
It's the GPS that's in my stomach
What you ate was a piece of white board game
You actually believe that?
You left me alone there in the trouble
Don't you know how much I suffer for you
You almost had me kill? Do you like it?
Now is not the time
Most important, we gotta find a way out of here
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go get my expensive clothes
Moron, now is not the time for clothes
Hey jerkface stop!
We're the god damb cop!
Oh jezz, ass, crazy mother-fucker
What is this?
Oh you bastard, damb bastard!
Bastard... die!
Ah shiet... it's cold
I told you, we should of put our clothes on
Is that all you're worried?
Hurry up, let find a place to hide
Find someting moron!
Drop that toothbrush and help me with this
Open up
Wait...
It's only mean for one person
Hey Big brother, are you on drug?
Big brother, it won't work
Big brother...
Pull it, faster...
Where are you going?
BRIEFTCASE!
Big brother, will the water pipe hold both of us?
It'll decide
Is the water pipe steady enough?
It'll decide moron!
Hey asshole... what are you doing? ARE YOU GAY?
Oh no, Big brother... I can't let go of it
Big brother, help me i'm losing grip
Big brother, grab me...
Big brother, don't let me fall
Ahhhoohhhhhhh shiiettttttttt
This is National Security Intelligence Agency, name is Sledge Hammer
About 40 years old, was in 1965 lives
in America, Los Angeles: family background
In 1988 graduated from Devry University in Telecommunication Mgmt. Department
The reports is classifies MJK-357961
Led 7 years up to in Software company
His duty is in charge of advising the Asian Minister
Started last year on the Japanese electron
He holds the post of semiconductor technical advisor
Enough said
This fellow thinks of semiconductor, Who did he sell the technology to?
We got words about two suspect
But last Year Sledge Hammer...
He continued to work for the Taiwan Electron Company secretly
And on that year alone
He's made four trip to Taiwan one after another
My assumption is, it may be Taiwan?
From our three branches, we differ in opinion
I think the Taiwan travel is a cover-up
In fact it may be the Japanese
He is occupied by Han here, with Japanese staff members
He comes in and goes out frequently to bars and other places
This is so obvious and out in the open
You got it mix up with Japan's Sony Staffs
This isn't your division
It is my division, any one that sells and buy information is
I guess a regular police-man wouldn't understand this type of work
I'm a Zheng police officer... do you...
Both of you, shut up, anything else?
This strategy is very simple
In other words
This Sledge Hammer fellow
After this foreigner smuggle the semiconductor
Suddenly changed his minds, Wants to contact with other merchants
But the original buyer know this plan, and decide to blow his guts
What do you think?
You do have a point sir...
It sound real good...
But the ending really suck-ass...
What happened in the end?
They want to carry the business with Sledge Hammer
But he can't find the product
Because the semiconductor is with someone else
Who are they?
We sketch a picture
Honey, baby open the door...
Aiy what is this...
I thought you made 1,000,000,000 already, but looks like you came back broke
How do you know?
Cum-face!
Oh what the...
Hell is wrong with you?
I thought I let my honey know about it
Also
I just call her while I was in the bathroom Big Brother
Am I wrong to have feeling
What, you talk to her with your cellphone?
Aityyy...
I didn't... I didn't...
You moron, get my foot...
Stop this, stop
Hey stop this...
I said stop this
Assssholeeeeeee
DICKFACE!
why did you touchthere?
You did it intentionally?
This is REMY
Sledge Hammer often go to the bar with him
Lat night peoples said that he drove Sledge Hammer car
After he died
He stole his car
Afterwards, we don't know his whereabouts
This bastard face give me alot of reasonable doubt
I put everything on it
Why would he steals the Che Yuan semiconductor?
Maybe he doesn't know there was a semiconductor
Maybe by stealing it he could sell it to make money?
What about him
Who is this ugly scum-germ?
This dirty whore has a long history of criminal records
All which relate to violence, sex, and drugs
Just recently his job is Devry Debt Bounty
Damb bastard
A witness also saw him with Sledge Hammer after he died
He's the only witness
This only is my analysis
perhaps they're lover...
What? A gay killer?
That's not it, that's not it...
The witness fingerprint is discovers in the bathroom
And in the bathroom we discovered some traces
At the time Sledge Hammer died, he hid in there
Then they found out about it
This is my indepth examination
But why did that greaseball hid in the bathroom?
Sledge Hammer life is a little complex
He's known to have desire for tough guy
Perhaps he was his sex partner
He's a fruit baskets?
Perhap they argue about who wants to be the girl and fought
That fellow got really piss-off, and then release his big knife...
Stab... stab... stab his dick...
Sledge Hammer got shot to death
With two in the head
diahhhh... diahhhh...
Fucking idiot!
So you'll exchange the brieftcase...
What if they have a gun pointing at your dick?
How about this, use their strength to disrupt their weakness
We know where they will be at, but they don't know us
Then it's like rapeing two hens with on rooster, that's better
I couldn't have said it better my self...
Wait, a moment ago you said us...
Have you seen these two moron recently?
Are you covering for them?
Yes...?
Don't pretend that you don't know
Your Devry job is a cover-up
Is it true, you take care Devry Semiconductor?
Where were you last night?
i was with him last night
That's good
We'll reduce your sentence
Thank you for cooperating
What else do you know?
He was there... but...
But what?
Was this cow-shiet there as well?
Was he?
I'll kill you sucker, I'll buried you alive bastard!
Said "I'll kill all of you", and then...
Who kills who? This cow-dung kill this fellow?
But...
I'll kill you
Understand? Agency
Modeling Agency
It's Collection...
Collection Agency!
What the...?
Hello
Oh hey uncle!
I wanted to thank you for last night
Wish me luck, I was just getting warmed up
I got a cold
i just wanted to test your strength
It's not that simple
I really feel bad, sorry about your cold
Are you really sorry?
Take a good look at yourself
You have such good manner but sad that you can't get girls
Is that what all the ladies say, "I'm really sorry"?
What did you fucking say?
Sorry, my bad...
Please forgive my...
2 billion US dollars, after layers! upon layers!
Wrap it up nicely in a Xmas wrapping, and have it FedEX immediately
Please forgive me...
Did you get all of that you bastard
The time will be tommorow at 12 o'clock
The place is the world ancestor culture clubhouse front of the eruptive fountain
if that shiet happened again...
Don't worry, I'll look for you, you understand?
I'm Audii
Hello, is this SAL?
This is REMY
I need you to help me out, can you help?
Is your children there?
Can I borrow their cellphone?
Is this HUNG? I'm in a real jam right now
Yeah this time it's real do-do...
I know do-do when I smell one, I'm in it...
Hello
I'm changing the place...
Meet me now at Maroney Park
Hello... hello... hello...
In front of park open-air theater at 12 and half o'clock sharp
If you come late
The whole Police Bureau's will come and retrieve it
Make everything as smooth and you'll get your brieftcase
We found the place
This is the cochroach place...
A change of plan...
Now at Shepard Boyin..
I can't decide an exact time for you...
For you an hour, 1 and a half o'clock
If you are late a second... I'm getting it back
How bad do you want this brieftcase of your?
Bravo to tango one two three...
A car link up with live wired
Also the van run satallite dish
Hurry up, cut in front of him
oh shiet, you almost kill my puppy
Did your mother teach you how to drive?
Did you cheat on your DMV test?
You smash my left fender...
Hey cum-face... Get down
Jurkoff! You mother-fucker!
Come here, get down
You know how expensive my vehicle is
You got somthing to say?
Do you know my baby? This car's been with me since birth
Oh what the fuck is this?
You want to threaten me?
You wanna go all out?
You ASSWHIPE! that's good, come out...
Hey, this is my children
Know them?
Cock-sucker, think you're high class with your suits?
And wearing those dark glasses? Am I scared?
Hey cock-blower, there's no sun in Korea...
Oh cum-face, this boy is dead
Jackass, hold my poodle
You bastard
Bastard cum get sum!
Once I pull out my JIMMY, you'll gonna get a beating
I'll give you a taste of bitter salt
Let me go bastard!
You gonna die, let me loose let me loose, you die!
Hello
You're not here? 1,200
We are here 1,201
A minute early than expected 1,202
Where are you at? 1,203
What, didn't you listen? 1,204
I told you to stop at the Flowering Bridge 1,205
Alright listen to me carefully aight 1,206
I need to change the place again 1,207
Hello, why are you doing this? 1,208
We agree on our last conversation, WE meet and finalize the business transaction 1,209
What? You forcing me to get into the transaction? 1,210
That not what I meant
I didn't mean to say that, aren't you just getting excessive here?
Weren't you trying to test me again?
The deal could have went through already
but now? I didn't go because you're getting mad
That what it seem, in the end I get nothing
I'm here at the airport
Wait till you calm down a bit
Shiet! You gay-whore!
You know me by now
Come late by just a second, then Audii
You got 15 minutes
If times up and nothing meet what you said
The brieftcase goes straight to the police bureau
Second story, 5 export in 5 minutes
We're here at the 5 exports
Under 5 minutes
Where are you at?
I'm here, right here
Oh shoot
Looks at that honorable person, that's a real scumbag
Oh sorry if I offend you on the phone
It's just that your method was dirty
Today is you day sonny, no more chicken chasing
Lets finish this
Where is the brieftcase?
What? Don't talk to my bro in that tone of voice
You think you own this whole city or something
Who do you think...
You bring the money?
2 million US dollars
The amount that you request for the trade
2 million US dollars is speechless, trading rate is 1,100
Big brother, you can calculate later
You accepted the money...
Let me confirm if the product is good?
Semiconductor...
Where's the brieftcase at?
Brieftcase?
It's right here
Let me confirm it
Maybe it's fake
What did you say? Snake?
You should die, This is the brieftcase we open it
Nothing in there is fake or false
If you want me to test it for you, I'll go the the Police Buereau and confirm
Now listen to my instruction
First, place it in the password box
Lock it up and put some quarter in cheapskate
Then wolla transaction key
Got it?
Alright, your turn
Uncle?
Now what?
Well confess to me
I know you guys got gunz
You brought them here to kill us
Come clean with it
this telescope uses ultraviolet ray
And I can see you have weapon
This isn't a joke you morom
Bring it out
Drop all the weapon right now
Otherwise the transaction is over, you understood?
Happy?
Lets meet up slowly
Now listen to my instruction
First, place it in the password box
Lock it up and put some quarter in cheapskate
Remember where the locker number, can't help you if you forgot
Then wolla transaction key
The murderer should pay with their life
The brieftcase is on it way to jail with you
Get those dirty bastard
Hey cum-face, REMY
What are they doing here? Shiet!
Hey stop, stop I say
Hey!
Hey, that's them
They're gonna die!
They're dead, stop jerk-off, stop!
Argghhhhhh
i said stop!
Ahhh!
Cum-face!
Mooo, moove
Where is the brieftcase blue-ball!? Where is the brieftcase blue-ball!?
Who are you?
And you?
I'm the god damb police...
Police sir? Mr. Police
They are they killer who's behind everything
They wanted to breiftcase so bad they tried to kill us, they almost got us
They also killed several individual
We also have the evidence
Also we have tape recording, Big brother
He's no joking, look at his "about to cum" expression
They're with the China's Triad Group
They had a fight with the Japanese
Loooking at you make me wanna puke
Shut the fuck up!
Wait...
Let me see your resident ID card
Come on show him your ID card
ID card
Oh my pig-tail...
Train-driver
Train-driver, open the god damb door
Train-driver...
Mr. Sir, let sit down and talk
You don't like talking huh?
Oh that's it mother-sucker, you're dead!
This knife is your
Big brother
Fuck naaaaaaaawwwww...
Hey sexy dog
Is today your birthday?
Your two freinds sends you this
Happy Birthday
I'll change your medicine at nighttime
Push it slow
It doesn't look like he did anything
he even looks like one of those street thug
Am I right?
The Pulitzer Prize goes...
He contribute alot of effort at...
The hardest working man, we celebrate him for that
This is just one of one-hundred awards I've recieved...
The end